The market's holding its breath again. Every chart's flashing red, portfolios bleeding out, and here we are — pinning all our hopes on the Fed chair. Classic crypto moment, isn't it? When things spiral, everyone starts chanting the same prayer: maybe Powell's got something up his sleeve. A rate cut hint? Some dovish commentary? Anything to stop this freefall. It's wild how much we've grown dependent on central bank moves. One speech from the guy and either we're celebrating a bounce or preparing for another leg down. The irony? We're all supposed to be about decentralization, yet here we are,