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When people are hungry, the only need is to get full. After they’re full, it becomes drinking, whoring, gambling, and snorting/using—seeing how the girl looks, she’s well-fed and satisfied, and her cravings are out of control… Can’t she hold back a bit? Or is she just too drunk? 😍😍😍😍

Today, my son didn't go to school and ran over to tell me, "Old Deng, look at this video 😠😠😠 brothers, I want to roast it. Do you have any taboos?" Although it's a bit silly and adorable.

Now internet celebrities are live streaming 🤣🤣 with a massager/vibrator, and it’s honestly unmatched—seeking thrills or just chasing traffic, even their speech is a bit trembling 😰. Little devil 😈 is in action.

When it comes to making things lively, Xiao Rizi's show is the best. It has a bit of the vibe of that monkey from our Tang Dynasty cosplay. I never expected it at all, and then they just directly showed me in the face, I couldn't hold it together anymore 😂😂😂😂😂

From the very beginning, it's clear that it's not simple; cutting off someone's financial resources is like killing their parents. Being shot in the head on the spot— that must be a bit painful...

Lost in a dreamy carriage, full of cherry blossom girls, each dressed less than the last, focusing on a cool commute! I stand there helpless, not knowing where to look, my heart pounding faster than the train’s speed. Who understands! 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Where is this? I almost got shaken, but when I think about Frank in *The Shameless*, it’s honestly just a small scene. This also counts as a simple way to relax out on the road 😫😫😫😫

This couple updates videos really slowly. I guess for every video they shoot, they need to rest for a whole week just for the bumps on their heads to go down. And the moment you throw away the shoe soles, it’s not a game anymore—it’s you die or I die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Watched it once and couldn’t stop laughing.

How serious is your addiction? You're still not stopping during work hours. The key is, you can only satisfy your craving temporarily. Send me the location, and I'll help you guys. Please call me Lei Feng. 🫡🫡🫡🫡

What does this girl mean? Let me understand—just being tall isn’t enough 🙅🏻‍♂️ you also have to be hard, short ➕ hard = the best 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Alright, guys, I can't stop anymore. After you finish watching, tell me, which number are you in the line of those who couldn't hold back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Watch once, laugh once. If you laugh, forward it to your friends and make them happy too. It doesn't seem like acting. Big brother air conditioner spoke the funniest words in the most aggrieved tone. 😆😆😆😆

I’ve seen plenty of “car flash” scenes, but mainly because he’s discreet. This open-top “boat flash” though—this is the first time I’ve seen something like this. He’s got real nerve; he genuinely thinks no one can see him.

Whose subordinate general is this? So brave and fierce. I originally thought my second brother was invincible in the world, but I didn't expect there to be someone even braver. The tire has been worn through...

Live broadcast classic moments, so funny I can't pay for it, I feel that the "baby" sound alone could be worth 1,000 points 🤣🤣🤣

Does this count as a meeting about Helicobacter pylori? Damn, it's a bit eye-burning early in the morning. Are the people in Taiwan now following this trend? Are they trying to imitate Chengdu? These guys should grow a beard and wear some small glasses 😂

Tonight I had a few girls come over to drink together. The moment they showed up, they said, “My period’s here.” Damn—inside my head I was like: if you’re not going to drink, then don’t come. You’re messing up my chance to pick up girls. Even if I take ten thousand steps back and say it, so what? Drinking is your stomach’s problem—what does it have to do with your downstairs? Then I said it really plainly: drinking is a problem for your stomach, it has nothing to do with your downstairs. I called you to drink, not to serve/entertain customers. 😤📷 😤 Then a few idiots just kept shoving drinks

Jimei, I'm just a little curious, do you all usually talk about these things when you're together? We guys also love to talk about these things when we're together. I remember back then I was under twenty, working at a factory. An auntie kept chatting with my then-girlfriend, asking how many times a day she came to see me, and how long each visit lasted. 😂😂😂

Brothers, if you don't understand, just ask. What is this used for? Is it the same as how I thought it would be?