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🩸 RugPull FIAT TRY:
The Turkish lira has plummeted 99.99% against the US dollar.
This is the fate of all fiat currencies.
AND YOU STILL DON'T TRUST BITCOIN? IS BITCOIN A SCAM?
Tell me you're slow without saying you're slow!

Immediately after you sell everything 🤣😂😭

I bought my Ferrari 458 in 2024 when they were around 200,000 euros.
This morning I woke up to an offer of 300,000 euros.
Did I just earn 100,000 euros by driving a supercar for 2 years?

🚨🇸🇻PRESIDENT BUKELE:
"If the government can print unlimited amounts of money out of thin air, why does it collect taxes?"

Apple stopped being racist in iOS 26. 😂🤣😆

Bitcoin will surpass the market capitalization of gold.
When this happens, 1 Bitcoin will be worth $1,500,000.
Plan accordingly.

💥🚨🇺🇸US Pilot Summary:
> American pilot injured on Iranian territory
> Pilot escapes and hides in a mountain
> Pursued by the Iranian military for 2 days
> CIA disconnects from IRGC with false information
> United States establishes a remote base inside Iran
> Special forces locate and extract him
> 0 American casualties, significant IRGC losses

I just rented a girlfriend and paid her $20,000 USD for a one-month relationship.
I needed this break from cryptocurrencies.

Women vs Men

How does the CryptoBros community react to volatility?

"solo" only 30 years have passed

Did you know that scientists revealed that eggs choose the winner: sperm don't win the race after all.
YOU DIDN'T WIN THE RACE, YOU WERE CHOSEN

Patience pays off....

I just bought my first car thanks to earnings from cryptocurrencies.
Thank you for the profits, Mr. President, we're tired of winning.

It's very funny how some men only realized this recently when I already knew it before I turned 15 😭😭😭

Cryptocurrencies in 2021 VS Cryptocurrencies in 2026

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