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Zcash $ZEC is up 136% over the past 30 days and 45% in the last 24 hours.
@grok what’s the news behind this move?

Tonight at the Allianz, Bayern are a goal down on aggregate against PSG.
Comeback?

JUST IN: @a16zcrypto raises $2.2 billion for its fifth crypto fund.
a16z Crypto fund history:
Fund I (2018): $300M
Fund II (2020): $515M
Fund III (2021): $2.2B
Fund IV (2022): $4.5B
Fund V (2026): $2.2B

JUST IN: @Bullish ( $BLSH ) is acquiring transfer agent Equiniti for $4.2B, including debt.
Post-deal, the exchange plans to offer corporate issuers full tokenization, 24/7 securities trading, and stablecoin-based settlement.

While most of crypto was panic selling in February, @ was buying.
The SAFU Fund completed a $1.005B Bitcoin purchase on Feb 12, 2026. 15,000 BTC at an average price near $67,000.
Today that stack is worth $1.21B
Unrealized gain: $200M, +20%.

🐻 Historical origin of the term “BEAR”
In early 18th-century England, traders began using the term “bear” to describe people who sold assets they didn’t yet own, hoping to buy them later at a lower price.
📜 The proverb behind it:
“Don’t sell the bear’s skin before you’ve caught the bear.”
Meaning: don’t promise or sell something you don’t yet have.
👉 In financial terms, “bearskin jobbers” were:
Selling contracts for goods (like bear skins) before owning them.
Betting the price would fall, so they could later BUY cheaper and profit.

BREAKING: Bitcoin dumped to $78,200, sat there for 4 hours, then ripped to $80,545 in a single hour.

JUST IN: World Liberty Financial has filed a defamation countersuit against Justin Sun.
Sun sued the Trump family crypto venture two weeks ago, alleging fraud and that WLFI illegally froze roughly $1B of his tokens.

BITCOIN JUST GOT REJECTED AT $80,000.
Price fell from $79,900 to $78,600 in under 10 minutes.

At 11.9%, Bitcoin saw its highest monthly gains in a year.

The S&P 500 just hit a new all-time high at 7,135.
Bitcoin is at $76,000, 40% below its peak.
Every cycle Bitcoin is supposed to be the asset that outperforms everything.
Right now it is underperforming an index of 500 companies that includes McDonald's.

Elon Musk told a jury yesterday that "most crypto are scams."
The comment came after OpenAI's early plans to raise funds via an ICO surfaced in court.
Sam Altman co-founded Worldcoin, a crypto project that scans your eyeballs and gives you tokens. ZachXBT called it "predatory," flagged insider selling, and compared its token structure to FTX.

Over $600M was lost to crypto hacks in April 2026.

If your boss dresses like this, you're not getting replaced by AI

BREAKING: @_protocol HAS BEEN DRAINED.
Total losses amount to ~$5.5M.
The attacker was granted a privileged Role by the Wasabi deployer wallet indicating a wallet compromise.