#DOGE  #SHIB  #BABYDOGE

Just when I thought things couldn’t get any more bizarre, Steve the squatter decided to bring a dog to my house without even asking. It’s as if he thinks it’s his house! Now, I’ve got to deal with both Squatter Steve and a squatter dog.

As if that wasn’t enough, Steve is now obsessed with dog-themed meme tokens. Doge, Shiba Inu, BabyDoge, and a couple of other random dog meme tokens are all he talks about these days. To make matters worse, he’s decided to name his dog “Doge.” This guy might truly be insane.

I walked into the living room one evening to find Steve and Doge the dog both comfortably settled in. “Steve, whose dog is this?”

He grinned, scratching Doge behind the ears. “Meet Doge. He’s mine. I figured since we’re making gains on dog meme tokens, it only makes sense to have a mascot.”

I sighed, feeling my frustration level rise. “Steve, you can’t just bring a dog into my house without asking. This is getting ridiculous.”

He shrugged nonchalantly. “Relax, buddy. Doge is good luck. Plus, we’re making some serious gains on these tokens. Look at this.” He pointed to the laptop screen where charts for Doge, Shiba Inu, and BabyDoge were all showing upward trends.

As much as I wanted to kick them both out, I couldn’t ignore the fact that Steve was actually making gains on these dog meme tokens. It was a strange mix of frustration and impressedness. This guy was turning my life upside down, but he had an uncanny ability to pick winning trades.

So here I am, stuck with Squatter Steve and his dog, Doge. Despite the madness, there’s an odd sense of excitement watching him navigate the volatile world of dog meme tokens. I still don’t know how this will all end, but one thing is certain—life with Steve is anything but boring.

Guess I’ll be stuck with Squatter Steve and Doge for a while. Still waiting the court order to evict Steve and his Doge though. #SQUATTER