And now, as if things couldn’t get any more absurd, Steve (the squatter living in my home) has a new obsession: #GT . I came home one evening to find him pacing the living room, his excitement palpable.

“GT, man!” he exclaimed. “Gate Token is going to skyrocket. This is the real deal. We need to get in on this!”

I already held Gate Token and was kind of impressed with his enthusiasm. So I just sighed and asked, “Alright, Steve. What’s your plan this time?”

He shook his head vigorously. “No joke! Gate.io is one of the biggest crypto exchanges, and their token is going to explode in value. We need to get in on this early.”

Feeling the familiar mix of frustration and reluctant curiosity, I said, “Alright, Steve. But if this goes south, I don’t even know what to say anymore.”

Steve laughed, clapping me on the back. “Trust me, partner. We’re going to ride this wave to the top!”

And so, our bizarre adventure continues. Steve dives headfirst into the world of GT tokens, spending countless hours researching and trading. I watch as he navigates the highs and lows, his enthusiasm never waning.

Through it all, one thing remains constant: life with Steve is anything but boring. Every day brings new challenges and opportunities, and while I still hope he’ll eventually find his own place, I can’t deny that he’s brought a unique and exhilarating energy into my life.

Whether we strike it rich with GT tokens or end up with nothing, one thing is for sure—this wild ride with Steve is one I’ll never forget. I’m still taking legal action to evict Steve though. #SQUATTER