Just when I thought things couldn’t get any crazier, I come home to find my squatter Steve eating a big plate of top-tier, expensive sushi. Not only that, but he’s also trading Sushi tokens on crypto! 🍣🍣🍣 Unbelievable. You have money to eat sushi but you can’t rent your own apartment?

I was ready to lash out at him, but then I glanced at his laptop screen and saw that his Sushi position was making huge gains. I was left speechless.

I stood there, watching him savor each bite of sushi while his eyes remained glued to the trading charts. It was frustrating and impressive all at once. Part of me wanted to confront him about his priorities, but another part of me was curious to see how much more he could make.

Steve looked up, noticing my presence. “Hey, want some sushi? It’s on the house,” he said, grinning from ear to ear.

I shook my head, still trying to process the situation. “Steve, you’ve got money for sushi, but you can’t rent your own place?”

He shrugged nonchalantly. “Priorities, buddy. Besides, we’re making a killing on Sushi tokens right now. Check this out.” He pointed to the screen, where the charts were climbing steadily.

I sighed, feeling my frustration and reluctant admiration battle it out. “Just… do your thing, Steve.”

And so, I left him to his trading, unable to deny the strange mix of emotions his presence brought into my life. It was maddening to live with someone who seemed to defy all logic, but at the same time, there was an odd sense of thrill watching him navigate the crypto world with such confidence.

So here I am, stuck with Squatter Steve for a while longer, as he continues to trade Sushi tokens and indulge in expensive sushi. Life with Steve is anything but ordinary, and despite my frustrations, I can’t help but be impressed by his uncanny ability to make gains.

Guess I’ll be stuck with Squatter Steve for a while.
‍#SQUATTER  #SUSHI