#MarketRally 🤯 Satoshi Nakamoto: The Eternal Mystery – New Cycle, New Wild Claim! 🕵️♂️
🚀 Every bull run or market cycle brings a fresh wave of "This guy is Satoshi!" theories, and 2026 is no exception.
With the latest Epstein files drops stirring the pot (real docs mention Bitcoin founders, but zero proof he's the one), the internet is exploding with memes and conspiracies. 😂
Look at this timeline of epic fails: 2010: Hal Finney – The first Bitcoin recipient & cypherpunk legend 2012: Nick Szabo – Smart contracts pioneer, Bit Gold creator 2014: Dorian Nakamoto – Newsweek's infamous wrong pick 2016: Craig Wright – The self-proclaimed "Satoshi" who lost in court (big L) 2018: Adam Back – Hashcash inventor, Blockstream CEO 2020: Jack Dorsey – Twitter/X founder, big BTC advocate 2022: Elon Musk – Because... why not? 🚀 2024: Peter Todd – HBO doc pointed fingers (he called it "ludicrous") 2026: Epstein?! 😱
Still locked away tighter than Satoshi's untouched ~1M BTC wallet. 💼🔒
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#MarketRally 🤯 Satoshi Nakamoto: The Eternal Mystery – New Cycle, New Wild Claim! 🕵️♂️
🚀 Every bull run or market cycle brings a fresh wave of "This guy is Satoshi!" theories, and 2026 is no exception.
With the latest Epstein files drops stirring the pot (real docs mention Bitcoin founders, but zero proof he's the one), the internet is exploding with memes and conspiracies. 😂
Look at this timeline of epic fails:
2010: Hal Finney – The first Bitcoin recipient & cypherpunk legend
2012: Nick Szabo – Smart contracts pioneer, Bit Gold creator
2014: Dorian Nakamoto – Newsweek's infamous wrong pick
2016: Craig Wright – The self-proclaimed "Satoshi" who lost in court (big L)
2018: Adam Back – Hashcash inventor, Blockstream CEO
2020: Jack Dorsey – Twitter/X founder, big BTC advocate
2022: Elon Musk – Because... why not? 🚀
2024: Peter Todd – HBO doc pointed fingers (he called it "ludicrous")
2026: Epstein?! 😱
Still locked away tighter than Satoshi's untouched ~1M BTC wallet. 💼🔒
EXCLUSIVE LATEST COIN & MARKET UPDATES on GATE SQUARE ✅ FOLLOW ME NOW 🔥💰💵
Drop your wildest theory below! 👇
#SatoshiMystery #WhoIsSatoshi #Bitcoin #BinanceSquare
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