The market's structure right now is genuinely wild. You're looking at one of two scenarios playing out: either this is the most elaborate setup in Bitcoin trading history, or the people charting these moves just stopped trying. The price action itself tells an interesting story—whether it's orchestrated genius or pure creative bankruptcy, the patterns are undeniable. Either way, something doesn't quite add up with how clean these moves keep printing. Markets don't usually reward laziness, but here we are.