The casino is rigging the payouts again...

The Dow is up 8 months in a row. We haven't seen a heater like this since the 1950s.

And guess what happens next? In every single recorded instance in history, the market was higher 3 months later. 100%.

The S&P 500 took a little nap last month, but the probability models say it's waking up for the next leg (7 of 9 times it rips higher).

The printer is screaming, the momentum is locked, and the bears are getting carried out on stretchers.

The game is "Up Only."