November 28, 2025

Let's go!!!!!!!!!!
🎉 The trader told me:
— "Hey, do you know that Sasha's fingers are the fastest in the Wild West?"

I just stood there, blinking my eyes, like a child in their first information technology class, thinking to myself:
— Well, quick fingers are a good thing. Perhaps Sasha just really likes typing? Or is he the world champion of mouse clicking?

I'm laughing at myself, not even realizing that Sasha's fingers will soon appear in my dreams at night. 🤣

But one day, I started a live broadcast on Gate...
I saw - a red envelope!
Local crypto-lottery, happiness, money, gambling, shining, flickering - so beautiful!

The timer is running...
3… 2… 1…
And all the users—bang!—pressed the button at a speed that seemed like there was a chili pepper under their table.

I:
Tap... Tap... Slowly, just like a lady's button machine.
And the result is - I flew over that envelope like an airplane flying over a cheap ticket.
At that time, I understood the meaning of this expression:

"In the wild west, the fastest fingers"—this is no joke. This is the condition for survival.

But what do you think?
My happiness has just begun here.

One day, fate said to me:
— "Anniu, you are already in cryptocurrency, so here’s a bonus for you!"
And give me...
🌟 My first black fan! 🌟

I am very shocked. I just wrote a comment for myself and did not disturb anyone.
Here——boom!—someone has been mocking me, driving over to comment, as if I owe him a salary.

Friend said:
— "Hello! You are officially a blogger now! Because if you have haters, it means you are needed by certain people."
I:
— "I don't even know what this person looks like!"
"Maybe that's my fan, just shy to admit it?"🤣

Every time he appears now, I smile inside.
Maybe he is also very happy — we cooperate like a pair of clowns in a circus.😆

And now it is time for me to impart the secrets of productivity to the younger generation:

When I was looking for something on Gate and couldn't find it, I felt exhausted and anxious...
I am doing the smartest thing a crypto trader can do:
☕ I am going to have coffee.

After finishing the coffee, my mind updates like Bitcoin after news from Elon Musk.
Everything becomes clear.
The button is here.
Menu opened.
Fingers are at work.

This is magic! 😂

I will soon write a book:
"Coffee, Crypto, and the Neuroscience of Health. Annie's Guide"! ❤️

And now it's a story that still troubles me to this day.
My first few days at Gate were like an exciting amusement ride.
I don't know where to press.
I oppressed everything.
Even those things that are not oppressed.

The platform is beautiful, colorful, and glamorous, with flashing buttons—I feel like a magpie, attracted to all the interesting things.
Entering the crypto market at 50 is like becoming an internet celebrity at 50:
You want to appear very serious, but the result is actually very funny.

But I am an open, sincere, naive, and kind person:
If I don't know something, I will ask.
I just sent a private message to a man:
Dear friend, good evening. Sorry to bother you.
Please tell me which video I should watch to learn about spot trading?
Because I am currently only collecting launch pools and participating in competitions. As for making money - I haven't learned that yet.

Answer:
"Look at any video on YouTube. The principle is the same."

And my sincerity prevails:
"Really? I thought it was something special — limited to Gate!"
After that, I laughed as if I had just won the lottery.
I even had to reheat my coffee again—because I spilled it from laughing. 😂

Since then, I no longer send private messages to anyone.
Only administrators.
Because they are professional, polite, and do not treat me as someone who has just opened a computer for the first time.😅

I am studying.
I am growing.
I'm laughing at myself.
I allow others to laugh with me.

Because laughter is healthy, beautiful, youthful, and the best investment.
Sometimes—the only way to accurately profit.

Crypto friends, smile!
Laughter is our internal stable currency token.
He does not need to be held—he will naturally grow as we share with each other.

May your fingers be faster than a red envelope, the sprayers should be polite, the charts should be green, and the mood should be like after Bitcoin rises. 🚀💚
Your Anna.

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