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The story of Alison Botha is a clear example of extreme resilience.
On December 18, 1994, in Port Elizabeth (South Africa), this 27-year-old woman was kidnapped at knifepoint by Frans du Toit and Theuns Kruger in front of her house. They took her to an isolated area, where they raped her, stabbed her 36 times in the abdomen and cut her throat 17 times, then abandoned her believing her dead.
Yet, she managed to stay conscious: with one hand she held her head and with the other she tried to reposition her organs while crawling to the road. There she was found by motorists.
The doctors described

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# An Elderly Woman at the Bank
An elderly woman handed her card to the cashier and said:
"I want to withdraw 10 euros".
The cashier responded:
"For amounts less than 100 euros, use the ATM".
The elderly woman asked why.
The cashier, annoyed, returned her card and said:
"Those are the rules, please leave if you're not going to do another transaction. There are more customers waiting".
The elderly woman remained silent for a few seconds, handed the cashier her card again and said:
"Then, help me withdraw all the money I have".
The cashier checked the account and was surprised. She then said resp

# The Afroman Trial
-Police raided Afroman's house for absurd reasons.
-They stole his money, broke down his door, destroyed his house.
-No crime was found, no charges were filed against Afroman.
-Afroman spent the following 3 years writing songs that mocked all the officers involved, mentioning them by name, and even using footage from the raid recorded by his own security cameras.
-The songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a Son of a Bitch" and "Lick Them, Lisa," accusing one of the female officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers' wives.
-During the raid, an officer

At a gas station in Japan.
It says: "We apologize… We have run out of gasoline because of Trump".
The first one is not retouched with Photoshop.
The second one is.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tucker asked: "Was Iran about to obtain a nuclear weapon?"
Joe Kent responded: "No. They have had a religious decree against it since 2004. We had no intelligence that it was being violated."

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In 2015, the five main actors in Game of Thrones demanded to be paid the same salary; HBO couldn't risk losing any of them, so they agreed.

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# Economist Milton Friedman
visits China in 1980
sees thousands of workers digging a canal with shovels
asks a Chinese official: "Why don't you use excavators?"
the official responds: "That would eliminate jobs"
Friedman: "Then why not use spoons?"

Hegseth: "War in Iran is protected by God."
Pope Leo XIV: "Do not use God's name to justify decisions about death. God should not be invoked in darkness."

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