Squatter Steve is still refusing to leave my home, legal action is taking forever, and the police can’t do anything. It feels like I’m stuck with this guy forever. Anyways, he’s big on SOL these days. Solana, to be precise. Every time I see him, he’s got his eyes glued to the screen, analyzing the latest trends and murmuring about how Solana is the future.

“SOL is going to revolutionize the blockchain space,” he tells me one evening, completely engrossed in his charts and graphs. “We’re going to see some serious gains from this.”

I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. “Steve, you’ve been saying that about every coin you’ve traded. When are you going to actually leave and get your own place?”

Without missing a beat, he grinned and said, “Soon enough, partner. Once we hit it big with #SOL , I’ll buy a Lambo.”

I raised an eyebrow. “A Lambo? How about using that money to rent an apartment for yourself instead?”

But Steve was already lost in his thoughts about his next SOL position. “Anyways, my next #SOLANA position is looking really promising. I’m thinking of going long on this one.”

He completely ignored my suggestion about renting an apartment. It was as if my words had fallen on deaf ears. I sighed, realizing that this situation was far from being resolved.

So here I am, stuck with squatter Steve for a while longer. It’s a mix of frustration and fascination, watching him navigate the volatile world of cryptocurrency with an optimism that borders on the absurd. Despite everything, part of me can’t help but admire his relentless determination to make it big. #SQUATTER