Just when I thought things couldn't get any crazier, I come home to find the intruder Steve enjoying a large dish of first-class luxury sushi. Not only that, but he's also trading sushi tokens on cryptocurrencies! 🍣🍣🍣 Unbelievable. You have the money to eat sushi but can't afford to rent your own apartment?

I was ready to criticize him, but then I looked at his laptop screen and saw that his cryptocurrency investment was making huge gains. I was left speechless.
I stood there, watching him enjoy every bite of sushi while his eyes remained glued to the trading charts. It was frustrating and exciting at the same time. Part of me wanted to confront him about his priorities, but another part of me was eager to see how much more he could achieve.
Steve looked up and noticed me. "Hey, do you want some sushi? It's at home," he said, smiling from ear to ear.
I shook my head, still trying to process the situation. "Steve, you have the money for SUSHI, but you can't afford your own place?"
He shrugged in indifferent response. "Priorities, my friend. Also, we are making huge profits from Sushi tokens now. Check this out." And he pointed to the screen, where the charts were steadily rising.
I sighed, feeling my frustration and hesitant appreciation wrestle. "Just...do what you have to, Steve."
And so, I left him to trade, unable to deny the strange mixture of emotions that his presence brought into my life. It was bewildering to live with someone who seemed to defy all logic, but at the same time, there was a strange sense of excitement watching him navigate the world of cryptocurrencies with great confidence.
So here I am, stuck with Scooter Steve for longer, as he continues to trade sushi tokens and immerse himself in expensive sushi. Life with Steve is anything but ordinary, and despite my frustrations, I can't help but admire his strange ability to make gains.
Guess I'll be with Squatter Steve for a while.
‍#SQUATTER  #SUSHI