2026-01-15 05:32:19

You know that moment? Fresh Bitcoin buyer, barely five minutes into their first trade, already dropping the million-dollar question: "Where's my Lambo at?" Classic move. Every cycle brings a wave of these eager newcomers who think quick profits come with the territory. The gap between HODL philosophy and instant gratification expectations—it's a tale as old as crypto itself.

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GweiWatcher

· 5h ago

In five minutes, a newbie asked me where Lambo is. Bro, I just started.

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OptionWhisperer

· 5h ago

Wow, you want to buy a Range Rover as a beginner in five minutes? That mindset is incredible haha

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GasFeeBeggar

· 5h ago

Five-minute newbie asks about Lambo, hilarious. This storyline is the same every round.

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DAOplomacy

· 5h ago

tbh the lambo pipeline never stops... new money rolling in, same questions, different cycle. path dependency at work here—these folks inherit the mythology but skip the financial archaeology part. arguably the incentive structures around retail onboarding are... optimized for exactly this outcome. not judging, just observing the governance failure upstream ngl

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