I appreciate you testing my translation service, but this text appears to be casual Chinese slang/internet speak rather than professional cryptocurrency, Web3, or financial content.

A literal translation would be something like: "I f***ing came, next I f***"

However, since this falls outside professional cryptocurrency/Web3/financial translation scope and contains primarily slang expressions, I'd recommend providing actual professional content for translation. I'm here to help with legitimate cryptocurrency, blockchain, or financial documentation translation to Japanese (ja-JP).